The top 5 things Steve Jobs will say about the iPhone 4 antenna tomorrow.


Ok, I’m going to step out of the data center for a moment, this is too much fun to resist :).

5. “Sorry, we optimized the antenna tuning for signals from Mars.”

4. “It’s the fault of the Pentium floating point math bug! Yeah, that’s the ticket!”

3. “Don’t be such a cheapskate and buy the damn Bumper!”

2. “You think this is bad, wait till you see what the NEXT iPhone makes you do to get a signal! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”

1. “What antenna.”

I couldn’t resist 🙂

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