Ok, I’m going to step out of the data center for a moment, this is too much fun to resist :).
5. “Sorry, we optimized the antenna tuning for signals from Mars.”
4. “It’s the fault of the Pentium floating point math bug! Yeah, that’s the ticket!”
3. “Don’t be such a cheapskate and buy the damn Bumper!”
2. “You think this is bad, wait till you see what the NEXT iPhone makes you do to get a signal! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”
1. “What antenna.”
I couldn’t resist 🙂
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